THE BAD FILM NAME GENERATOR

It has come to our attention that the name of a Bad Movie is crucial to its glorious failure. Should you be embarking on writing or shooting your own clunker, Bride Of Crapula presents its very own patented titling system.

The BAD FILM NAME GENERATOR allows anyone concerned about their ability to find an awful name for their terrible film to create one almost immediately.

The formula is simple:  A + B + C + D = Your Bad Film Title

Just pick a word from each column that vaguely relates to your story and you have an instant, unique and perfectly generic title for your non-masterpiece.

BAD FILM NAME GENERATOR
A
B
C
D
MEMORIAL
GIFT
HUNTER
SURVIVOR
HUNTER
BLOOD
PURSUED
ESCAPE
KILLER
FLESH
FROM
STEALTH FIGHTER
LUCKY
LETTER
PURSUIT
WOODS
DOOMED
DEATH
LUST
A
MURDERER
TRAP
MEMORIAL
PASSION
TO
DEAD
ALIEN
MURDER
PANIC
SUNSET
EARTH
CRY
REVENGE
SLAYED
HERO
TERROR
HEART
IN
POLICE
HEART
EVIL
AFFAIR
THE
UNDEAD
AFFAIR
HORROR
BODY
INNOCENT
VAMPIRE
THEFT
LEGEND
AT
CEMETERY
END
FLIGHT
WITNESS
SHARK
MORNING
ATTACK
DAWN
GUILTY
STRANGER
SHOT
TESTAMENT
OF
AN
BRAVE
INFERNO
CRY
CALL
INJUSTICE
FORGOTTEN
DAY
HANDS
PROSECUTION
ZOMBIE
FIST
KISS
LAKEHOUSE
FOREST
TRAIL
VISION
DEEP
NIGHT
TEARS
CONQUEST
UNKNOWN
KILLER

Example 1

A square jawed former commando on the run from rogue government agents who have threatened his estranged family? How about:

TRAIL + OF + THE + PURSUED

Or

TESTAMENT + TO + AN + INJUSTICE

Example 2

A group of irritating teenagers are hunted by an unknown killer on a tedious camping trip? How about:

TERROR + AT + THE + LAKEHOUSE

Or

PANIC + IN + THE + FOREST

Example 3

A devout yet buxom nun is inexorably drawn to a charismatic revolutionary South American Priest? How about:

PASSION + IN + THE + SUNSET

Or

LUST + OF + THE + INNOCENT

These are all perfect titles- Forgettable. Average. Meaningless.

Please note however, Bride Of Crapula takes no responsibility for the grimness of your title. The BAD FILM NAME GENERATOR™ is a tool and like all tools, if not used carefully, can be dangerous. If it is not utilised thoughtfully, thoroughly and with consideration, there is a small (but very real) chance that you may generate a title that implies excitement, interest or competence. It is the responsibility of all users to avoid generating their title in the presence of films by Bergman, Antonioni or Fritz Lang.

5 Comments

  1. simon says:

    Surely the most appropriate use of this generator is to base the whole film on the title it produces

    Letter lust of a deep stranger sounds like a corker

  2. Duncan says:

    Flicking my eyes across the columns for the first time threw up ‘Letter From a Guilty Zombie’. I’m not sure but I think I’d actually watch a film thus entitled. It wouldn’t be any good obviously but what a title. All hail the Crap Film Generator…which is a movie in itself.

  3. Bob says:

    “Murder in an Stealth Fighter” – An evil nazi shrinks himself down and goes inside the body of a ninja assassin to murder undead blood cells in this action-packed thriller. “THIS SUMMER, YOU WILL BELIEVE A MAN CAN SHRINK DOWN AND MURDER BLOOD CELLS INSIDE OF AN STEALTH FIGHTER”

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